"Captain Underpants"

Miguel was caught red-handed a few weeks ago with what appeared to be some major loot shoved down his pants as he headed to the basement for the night. Upon discovering his rather large midsection we frisked him to see what goods he had, and to make sure no major construction projects would be going on in his room that night. What we discovered was that Miguel wasn't hiding a lighter, pocket knife, hammer or straightening iron down his pants (all of which we have discovered before). It was just 15-20 pairs of underpants all being worn at the same time. He was quite frustrated that we had all found out. Sadly he had given himself a rash from so many underwear rubbing up and down his legs. He had no reasonable explanation when I approached him, but later that night our older son Colton who shares a room with Miguel was able to have a good heart to heart with him. Colton started by asking, "Hey bud, why all the underwear?" Miguel rolls his eyes, puts both hands on his forehead and exhasperated breathes out, "Colton this is really awkward." Colton continued to press for an answer when Miguel finally admits that it kind of makes him feel a little fat when he wears them all. Colton said, "and you like to feel fat?" Miguel replies, "Yeah it sort of feels good." So there you have it and it's happened many time since. None of us seem to get it, but in Miguel's world it makes perfect sense. We love our funny little boy!!!!